And why is James Argent selling perfume?
London Yesterday: Peter Andre has a Ferrari, HOW DOES HE HAVE A FERRARI? Anyway, in the above gallery we have... James Argent, Sam Faiers, Ronnie Wood, Sally Humphreys, Jay McGuinness, Kylie Minogue,...
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London Yesterday: TOWIE cast celebrate almost being sacked by partying in expensive club Joey Essex encapsulates everything they hold dear; he's vapid, a bit thick, he dresses like a spoiled child...
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TOWIE wrap party: Which cast member shares a passing resemblance to Miss Piggy? Surely there must be a show in the works where they dress up children as clowns and then make them dance competitively?...
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Gemma Collins confirms that there will be a TOWIE Movie, this is too much for us to take Look, there's no need to scream wordlessly at your computer screen and call us bastards, OK? Don't shoot the...
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Huge 47 picture London Last Weekend gallery: Includes the many faces of Louis Walsh ReviewsOpen Graph Type: article Rating: NONE Image: No Woot: WOOT Timestamp: Mon, 15/10/2012 - 12:18
View ArticlePrince Charles! On a bus! LOL!
London Last Night Gallery: Stacey Solomon ice skating in a museum! At the Stonewall Awards, we have Rylan Clark, Harry Derbridge. We can only assume that later on, spurred on by a few tipples, they...
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TOWIE live episode red carpet: all the TOWIE people in horrid clothes What you're staring at are pictures of the pre-show red carpet. Look! Look at all the flammable fabrics and metallic finishes!...
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London Last Night Gallery: Shoes, Tom Hardy's only weakness. ReviewsOpen Graph Type: article Rating: NONE Image: No Woot: WOOT Timestamp: Fri, 14/12/2012 - 10:31
View ArticleBrian Cox! *screams*! Pudsey! *screams louder*
All the red carpet pics from the National Television Awards 2013 (The trick is, if you don't recognise them then they're probably from TOWIE)ReviewsOpen Graph Type: article Rating: NONE Image: No...
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London Last Night gallery: 50 amazing pictures of celebrities who aren't Katie Price ReviewsOpen Graph Type: article Rating: NONE Image: No Woot: WOOT Timestamp: Thu, 04/04/2013 - 10:25
View ArticleThree of these people have been accused of assaulting women. Well done everyone
Celebrity Big Brother 2014: The best/worst housemates ever. But who are they? Lee RyanReviewsOpen Graph Type: article Rating: NONE Image: No Woot: WOOT Do not promote: 0 LiveBlogTimestamp: Fri,...
View ArticleIt's because of the jizz.
Celeb Big Brother: why has Sam Faiers' face swollen up? We think we have the answer. A source told The Daily Star:"The poor girl looked like something from a horror movie, like an alien..."Blimey....
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Celebrity Big Brother: Lee Ryan wants to do the sex with Luisa now? SO, what exactly is happening between Lee and Casey now (we hear you cry). Well. Cassey appaz told Lee “ I can’t wait to fuck you...
View ArticleThere's no point even pretending you don't watch it. WE KNOW YOU DO.
Shut uppp! The TOWIE cast have the words stolen from their plump and glossy mouths It's reported that the cast no longer control the words that come out of their mouths. No, we don't mean that it is...
View ArticleOh come on. It must have been, right?
Sam Faiers and Ferne McCann attend weekend's worst party Why? Because it would have been one of the worst nights of our life is why.Let's examine the evidence:1. Both Sam and Ferne are wearing...
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Millie Mackintosh, Pro Green, Lucy Meck and Sam Faiers at Tesco fashion show What doesn't come to mind is actual fashion. But we must have missed a memo because some pretty good celebrities were out...
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Out in the City and g3 Awards: an array of some of our favourites! Well, some days, certainly.Having a lovely time at the awards show was Lu-cy SPRAGGAN (The X Factor voice) who seems to have been...
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Oh look! It's that mega picture gallery of TOWIE businesses you've been after! Some of the business are no longer with us, sad face:Some of the businesses have not yet opened:But they all, very much,...
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An important message for all celebrities Seriously, if a Holy Moly reader can tell us what model/pose/look/picture the, let us say, trashier celebs are trying to emulate we will reward you with the...
View ArticleWe didn't expect to write about Stereophonics today but such is the varied...
The Model, the Actor, the Singers, and the TOWIE Lover: It's London Last Night At the Chiltern (bloody) Firehouse yesterday too were Kate Moss, Lyndsay Lohan and Naomi Campbell. Were they there for...
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